❝inhale❞
yuputka (n.)
the phantom phenomenon of something crawling across your skin

phe-nomenal:

Ralph & Russo Fall 2014 Haute Couture

"This dates back to like before nobody knew who I was. I chose Truman Black because I was reading In Cold Blood at the time and I think I was kind of just like slightly obsessed with Truman Capote…and that’s where the first name came from and I think that Black was quite obvious to me because of my style." - Matty Healy (on why he chose the alias Truman Black)

  1. teacher: alright fold your papers in half
  2. entire class: hot dog or hamburger
  1. *throws tissue into trash can from two feet away*
  2. me: BALLIN
  3. me: BALL IS LIFE
  4. me: BASKETBALL NEVER SLEEPS
  5. me: KOBE TELL ME HOW MY ASS TASTES

Fly

Legally Blonde (2001)

grrrlfever:

wouldnt it be cool to just like not feel nervous about everything all the time

cynthikjelle:

characters that go from villain to awkward friend are so important

97chainz:

It scares me when you stay up really late like 3am and you hear a car go down the road like where are you going

me peeing

  1. me: shit son
  2. me: sHIT
  3. me: that water is barely yellow
  4. me:
  5. me:
  6. me:
  7. me:
  8. me: i am hydrated as HELL

halaalpussy:

addictly:

I CANT BREATHE

WUKH WUKH WUKH LIPSTICK IN MY VALENTINO WHITE BAG ???!

PRETENTIOUS